Titles

Butter Knight

Butter Knight was the title given to the Munchkin soldier who wielded the so-called Butter Knife of Deadliness.

Godlicker

Godlicker is the informal title given to any sapient being in Eden who has lain with one of the Sister Goddesses and managed to satisfy her carnal desires.

King of Hearts

The King of Hearts is the democratically elected head of government in the United Kingdom of Wonderland, chosen to serve as the decision-making equal of the Queen of Hearts.

Nunyan Representative to The Council of Five

A political position which commands great respect from those in the know, all while being openly mocked by the general populace of Eden.

Püroki

The Püroki is the leader of a tribe, clan, or community of halflings. Elected only by uncontested acclamation, the Püroki is given supreme authority over the conduct of their tribe and is tasked with ensuring their people adhere to Promise Law.

Queen of Hearts

The official title of the reigning monarch of Wonderland, the Queen of Hearts is in charge of beheadings—and not much more.

Reekian Representative

The Reekian Representative to the Council of Five represents the interests of The Democratic Republic of the Reek in all international matters.

Sage of Saltgate

The Sage of Saltgate is the chief historian of The United Kingdom of Wonderland and the most trusted advisor of the Queen of Hearts.

The Witch of the East

The Witch of the North

The Witch of the South

The Witch of the West

The Wizard

Village Idiot

The most important person in every Free City of Nunya is the Village Idiot. Here's why.