Yeti

Yeti are a species of giant-halfling mixers which originated during the First Age of Eden. Numerous theories exist to explain how the largest of the homofecundic species was able to couple with the smallest, but the most commonly accepted explanation is that an all-species party held in the vicinity of a blue anvil resulted in enough magical pregnancies to establish the species for good and all.

Though naturally hairy and seemingly built for the colder climes of the north, the adaptable yeti thrive just as easily on the beaches of the south. They just need to keep a healthy supply of razors at the ready. Like the great Frank Cushman in Jerry Maguire, they’ll either surf or ski. They don’t care much which.

Basic Information

Anatomy

Yeti are bipedal humanoids with tough bluish skin and a thick coat of fur which covers them from head to toe. They stand between eight and ten feet tall.

Genetics and Reproduction

When it comes to reproduction, yeti have all the hallmarks of terrestrial placental mammals. Yeti give birth to live young, after carrying their fetuses to a relatively late stage of development inside of their well-appointed uteri.

In terms of getting pregnant, yeti are a horny, polyamorous folk who view the raising of the next generation as communal endeavor. Every adult in a given community is prepared to act as parent to every child, and every child is trained from a young age to see every adult as potential source of wisdom and support.

Ecology and Habitats

Like other humanoid species, yeti require oxygen to breathe, liquid water to drink, and a steady diet of both plants and protein to fill their bellies. But other than that, they aren’t that picky.

Unlike humans, however, yeti colonize new lands only after careful consideration of the pre-existing life in a newly proposed place of habitation. Gentle giants, most yeti regard their strength and power as a great responsibility—a genetic advantage not to be used for nefarious means.

Genetic Ancestor(s)

• Giant
• Halfling

Lifespan

67 years

Average Height

9' 3"

Average Weight

680 lbs

Related Organizations

• Yeti Wrestling Federation