The Crow Bar

A grungy old tavern in Bradstowe, Orlend, famous for its family of nesting crows in the attic.

Welcome to The Crow Bar. You look like you need a hard hitting drink!

The Crow Bar is a grungy old tavern situated in the South Quarter district of Bradstowe, capital of The Isles of Orlend. You'll find it across the road from The Bent Copper and just next door to The Bearded Clam.
The bar is famously named after its large nest of crows that have taken up lodging in the rafters. The establishment was once a bustling inn, but the feathery new residents provided such convenient loyalty against thieves and trespassers that the owners decided to let them stay. Sacrificing the profits of the attic rooms cost dearly to start with, but the cheeky crows soon became a crowd favourite and really put The Crow Bar on the map as a great venue to get wasted & chat up some birds.
The bar is frequented by tough folks who work even tougher jobs. In order to maintain order when things get rowdy, the barkeep has a menacing red crowbar tucked into his belt.

Popular Drinks

Drink	Description
King's Orchard Cyder	A crisp, sweet cyder that is innocent in flavour yet packs a punch when you try to stand up afterwards.
Dunstol Distillery Whiskey	The finest whiskey in The Isles of Orlend.
Xendrian Fire	A flaming shot with a tropical twist.
Lava Lover	An intoxicating honey-syrup that burns with an intense heat as it soothingly glides down your throat.
Betty's Bitters	The cheapest ale in Bradstowe. You'll need something to take the edge off it because it tastes like piss.
Liar's Liquor	You will be served a fancy multi-coloured cocktail that glows with edible glow jelly. The catch is that you won't know if it's alcoholic or not, but the barkeep will always say that it is.
William Liquor	A popular choice for drinking games! Warm yourself up with a shot of Willie-Liquor down your throat.

Cyder Mug by TJ Trewin

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Rumour has it that there is someone squatting in the attic who spoke in tongues to the crows and guided them here. After all, why isn't anyone REALLY allowed in the loft?

Type

Pub / Tavern / Restaurant

Parent Location

Bradstowe